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Big Daddy!

Posted on April 19, 2008
Filed Under life on the pickle farm, the twinadoes |

At the risk of attracting all the wrong kind of google searches to my blog, and inflating the Baldy Boy’s ego beyond repair (he doesn’t read this anyway) I feel the need to share this snippet of conversation from the other day.

Izzy (watching me change Muski’s nappy) - “Mamma…..”
Me - “yes?”
Izzy - “Muski has a little penis”
Me - “Yep.”
Izzy - “Why is his penis so small?”
Me - “Um… well he is only small so he has a small penis.”
Izzy - “Oh…… Daddy’s penis isn’t small…. his penis is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE”

They are talking about families at Kinder at the moment. Please don’t let that be the description she gives when they ask her what her Daddy looks like!

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9 Responses to “Big Daddy!”

  1. Allison on April 20th, 2008 4:03 am

    Haha that is just amazing! Thanks for sharing that conversation :)

  2. Alison (3xkewl) on April 20th, 2008 8:06 am

    ROFL!
    That’s hilarious!

  3. Jayne on April 20th, 2008 11:34 am

    ROFL!!!!! That’s a coffee on keyboard moment right there :D

  4. Jane @ Kidzarama on April 20th, 2008 12:45 pm

    Mr Bump & I have conversations like that too.

    Especially after he was circumcised last year (for medical reasons).

    I was terrified he’d go back to preschool and whip it out in front of 20 children for show & tell! He was terribly proud of it.

  5. Jayne on April 20th, 2008 2:03 pm

    Sorry I just read this again and the comments and felt the need to point out there are 4 people posting here, 2 each with the same name but spelled differently! Freaky!

    K that’s all :D

  6. castocreations on April 21st, 2008 6:07 am

    Okay that is just freaking hilarious! A good story to tell at family events to embarrass them when they’re older. :)

  7. Bettina on April 21st, 2008 11:19 am

    lmao!!

    Kids! gotta love em!

  8. Babyamore (Trish) on April 22nd, 2008 10:32 am

    LOL - my son used to ask questions and make observations like that.

  9. mommy bee on April 22nd, 2008 12:39 pm

    Well, when wolf was about 3 (and had recently met me) and was learning about the differences between girls and boys, he asked me (on a crowded trans-atlantic flight) “Mommy, do you have a scrotum?”

    also, one of my roommate’s cousin’s daughters was about 4 and saw her daddy in the buff…she then whispered to mommy “why does daddy have a ponytail on backwards?!”

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