How not to answer a difficult question

June 28, 2008

Zoe – “Mum…. How much would an elephant weigh if it was a duck?”

Me – “I don’t know… I guess as much as a duck weighs?”

Zoe – “Dad… how much would an elephant’s baby weigh if it was a duck?”

Baldy Boy – “Why would an elephant’s baby be a duck?”

Zoe – “Because it wants to’

Badly Boy – “So would that be a duc-aphant?”

Me – “Or an eleph-u…… never mind.”

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Alison (3xkewl) June 28, 2008 at 11:52 am

LOL!
Don’t you just love the moments were your brain catches up to your mouth JUST in time?!
LOL!!

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Dee June 28, 2008 at 2:01 pm

bwhahahah!!

Love it.
Your girls ask the greatest questions.

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Kelsey June 28, 2008 at 2:12 pm

BAHAHA Love it!

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tiff June 28, 2008 at 7:52 pm

OMG! I had a very big belly laugh just spew out of my mouth!

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Bettina June 28, 2008 at 10:43 pm

ooooo lmao

my brain wouldn’t have caught up in time lol

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Megan June 29, 2008 at 8:57 am

Classic. Love it. That’s a story that’s going to travel.

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fazzbech June 29, 2008 at 8:09 pm

PIMP!!!!

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Sarah July 1, 2008 at 1:14 am

FOFL, *snicker*

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