How do the weeks fly by so fast yet that hour between dinner and bed time takes forever?
How is it still cold and wet, and wet, and wet?
How did I ever become so immune to dead mice, vomit and snot?
How did I forget how lovely it is to hear toddlers miss-speak?
How does my head not explode when I hear the words “but Muuuum!” for the gazillionth time?
How did I get in the habit of calling everyone ‘possum’?