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It’s a Duck Problem

Posted on January 14, 2010 7 Comments

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We have a duck problem, or should that be a problem duck.

madduck

Bubble (the brown one) was always the most affectionate of the pair. Even as a little fluff ball he was the one that would snuggle up to you, and when he grew up and moved outside he’d still come over to say hello and have a pat and a chat. Squeak (the white one) is tame but more timid.

So all was good in the land of the pickle-ducks until a few weeks ago when Bubble’s gentle, friendly, hello, nibbles became hard, ouchy, hello, bites! These days no one can go into the veggie garden without him waddling madly towards them to try and nibble at their clothes, feet, legs… and don’t even try to bend down to pull out a weed or you’ll be sorry. He’s biting so hard he’s leaving massive bruises and occasionally drawing blood – which is a mean feat for a rounded ducky beak!

So now we are wondering what to do about Bubble the Mad Duck.

There have been some suggestions that we should take him along to the local Chinese restaurant and offer him up with a ‘please cook this’. They do a mean crispy fried spicy duck that we all love! But I don’t think any of us are ready for anything quite that drastic…yet.

As it turned out, we are almost 100% sure both ducks are boys. The books said two boys together would be ok as long as there were no girl ducks, but I don’t think it’s working out for Bubble and Squeak. I think Bubble’s over enthusiasm is just a longing for love, and it seems that Squeak just doesn’t quack that way.

I think Bubble needs a girlfriend.

So that leaves us wondering a) would anyone like to swap a boy duck for a girl duck and b) Do we keep bubble and hope he settles down when he finds true love or trade him in for a girlfriend for the more quiet squeak?

Any duck experts out there want to offer some suggestions?… or recipes?

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Filed Under: Garden and Growing Tagged With: ducks, gardening

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  1. Nic says

    LOL oh dont you dare cook him up, he looks sooo cute. If I lived closer Id take one of them, I just adore ducks :-)

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  2. SquiggleMum says

    I’m sure it’s not entirely amusing for you, but made a great read for all of us!!

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  3. Fiona says

    I’m laughing out loud at the moment, my workmate looking at me strangley ;)

    Maybe some sort of stuffed one for him to have his way with?

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  4. Stitch Sista says

    You need the good Dr dude on the telly. Dr Harry? is that him?

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  5. Estelle says

    I got quite a nasty peck on the toe from one of our chooks the other day. They’re getting a bit too familiar… lines are being crossed in your backyard, and mine! Very funny. What have you decided?

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  6. Rizoleey says

    I love your blog, so random.

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  7. Secret Mom Thoughts says

    Sorry the duck has turned vicious. Hope their are some duck trainers out there who can help.

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