Is it a bad thing that the bulk of Muski’s food these days consists of the crusts from the twinadoe’s sandwiches? Or the crust from their pizza? Or sultanas that the girls drop on the floor under the table where the broom never seems to reach?
Is it a bad thing that Muski’s favourite food is electric cables? Or that he likes to chew on the rubber tube of the play stethoscope? Or that he can often be found crawling around with a plastic bracelet hanging from his bottom teeth like a door knocker?
Is it bad that I left two four year olds in charge of the almost one year old with the only rule being “don’t let him eat anything that isn’t food…” It was only for a minute and I could still hear them all and you know, a girl’s gotta pee sometimes….