At the risk of attracting all the wrong kind of google searches to my blog, and inflating the Baldy Boy’s ego beyond repair (he doesn’t read this anyway) I feel the need to share this snippet of conversation from the other day.
Izzy (watching me change Muski’s nappy) – “Mamma…..”
Me – “yes?”
Izzy – “Muski has a little penis”
Me – “Yep.”
Izzy – “Why is his penis so small?”
Me – “Um… well he is only small so he has a small penis.”
Izzy – “Oh…… Daddy’s penis isn’t small…. his penis is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE”
They are talking about families at Kinder at the moment. Please don’t let that be the description she gives when they ask her what her Daddy looks like!