How not to answer a difficult question

Zoe – “Mum…. How much would an elephant weigh if it was a duck?”

Me – “I don’t know… I guess as much as a duck weighs?”

Zoe – “Dad… how much would an elephant’s baby weigh if it was a duck?”

Baldy Boy – “Why would an elephant’s baby be a duck?”

Zoe – “Because it wants to’

Badly Boy – “So would that be a duc-aphant?”

Me – “Or an eleph-u…… never mind.”

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