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How not to answer a difficult question

Posted on June 28, 2008 8 Comments

Zoe – “Mum…. How much would an elephant weigh if it was a duck?”

Me – “I don’t know… I guess as much as a duck weighs?”

Zoe – “Dad… how much would an elephant’s baby weigh if it was a duck?”

Baldy Boy – “Why would an elephant’s baby be a duck?”

Zoe – “Because it wants to’

Badly Boy – “So would that be a duc-aphant?”

Me – “Or an eleph-u…… never mind.”

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  1. Alison (3xkewl) says

    LOL!
    Don’t you just love the moments were your brain catches up to your mouth JUST in time?!
    LOL!!

    Reply
  2. Dee says

    bwhahahah!!

    Love it.
    Your girls ask the greatest questions.

    Reply
  3. Kelsey says

    BAHAHA Love it!

    Reply
  4. tiff says

    OMG! I had a very big belly laugh just spew out of my mouth!

    Reply
  5. Bettina says

    ooooo lmao

    my brain wouldn’t have caught up in time lol

    Reply
  6. Megan says

    Classic. Love it. That’s a story that’s going to travel.

    Reply
  7. fazzbech says

    PIMP!!!!

    Reply
  8. Sarah says

    FOFL, *snicker*

    Reply

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