Why? How? What?

Posted on October 1, 2007
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Ah you have to laugh… otherwise you go insane… right Sif???

Zoe - “How do bats sleep?”
Me - “they hang upside down to sleep.”
Zoe - “How do cats sleep?”
Me - “They curl up in a ball, Aunty Sarah’s cat sleeps in her bed!!!”
Zoe - “How do dogs sleep?”
Me - “Um… maybe they sleep in a kennel? in a basket?”
Izzy - “How do lions sleep?”
Me - “um… er… they sleep in the grass.”
Zoe - “How do giraffes sleep?”
Me - “umm….”
Izzy - “how do guinea pigs sleep??”
Me - “ummm….”
Zoe - “How do fish sleep?”
Do fish even sleep??????????

Izzy - “Mamma…what is ham made out of?”
Me - “Ham is made out of a pig”
Izzy - ” What is bread made out of?”
Me - “flour and water and yeast….”
Izzy - “Mamma…. what is apple made out of??”
Me - “umm… apple…just apple”
Izzy - “but what’s it made out of??”
Me - “well it’s from an apple tree”
Izzy “What are trees made out of?”
arrrghhhhhhhhhh?!?!?!?!

Zoe “Why do you love me?”
Me “because you are my special girl”
Zoe “but why am I special?”
Me “because you are smart, and beautiful and funny and crazy…”
Zoe “Why am I crazy?”
Me “Because you do crazy things”
Zoe ” Why do you love me??”

Izzy woke at about midnight last night for a little bit of exorcist action. When she stopped crying after a little while and I could finally understand what she was saying this is what I heard…
“No! Too much money… I don’t like it… too much fashioned old money!!!!!”
Thankfully the night terror didn’t go too long but Mum I blame YOU!

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Comments

8 Responses to “Why? How? What?”

Andrew Scott on October 1st, 2007 4:12 am

but what are TREES’ made of?
loz on October 1st, 2007 4:36 am

ROFL you do have to laugh !!
fazzbech on October 1st, 2007 7:37 am

Argh! Hehe Try answering their question with a question - it’s sure to drive them just as crazy as them you! ROFL (I am kidding…)
Nic,Beren & Freya on October 1st, 2007 10:23 am

hehehehehe funny girls. Beren woke up early this morning saying “but I want to go to Legoland”. Kids are too cute.
Kylie on October 1st, 2007 9:53 pm

Oh Kate - I feel for you! The incessant questions generally end up with Madison saying- “I’ll ask daddy - HE knows EVERYTHING’!
Rae on October 1st, 2007 11:48 pm

ARGH indeed! hahaha My sister was apparently very good at the the ‘but why?’ questions.

Noah has also been talking in his sleep alot. This morning he said “Freckles!! More freckles!! I haven’t finished with my cake mummy”. LOL
Jayne on October 2nd, 2007 5:53 am

But Whhhhhhy mum? But HOW, and WHO, and WHEN. And WHY cant you just go to the ATM aka the money tree to get a thousand dollars to buy me some cool new toys???
shae on October 2nd, 2007 10:23 am

ROFL Tannah agve me her first Why? the other day. christ-surley not yet???