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I am NOT Buddah!

Posted on June 11, 2007 Leave a Comment

Well who’d have guessed… here I am a huge cranky pregnant woman!

At times I wondered if I’d ever be hugely pregnant and be able to blame hormones for everything and yet here I am! Bouncing on my fit ball, lamenting the fact that this baby is still up in my ribs and narky with anyone who dares to do anything that might even mildly offend me!

What offends me the most right now???

People touching my stomach. Bad enough that I had to cop a lot of gropes, or attempted gropes at recent social events….. but today at the shops I had two complete strangers go for the grope. I side stepped one by pretending the girls suddenly needed me to bend over and look at something really important, but only after I’d already copped one from a ‘nice old lady’. Look, she really was a nice old lady, and she was just being nice, and making nice conversation, but unfortunately for her (or me, or both) her ‘nice conversation’ included the words ‘double trouble’ and ‘you will have your hands full’ and then she let fly with the grope!

ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
I am not Buddah! It will not bring you luck to rub my huge stomach!

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